Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Paris Trailer

Tomorrow I will start loading pictures of Paris boys, provided I don't nervously poo my pants too many times trying to approach them (4 times and counting). I missed way too many beauties today, mostly of the Algerian/ambiguously African hipster variety.

Another deterrent: Parisian men have an unfortunate habit of combining nice enough cat calls ("you're too cute", "hello pretty young lady") with grunting sighs of relief that make you feel like they just drive-by came on your face. And I'm three hundred pounds with a lazy eye and an oozing facial goiter, so I don't even know what they say to the other girls.