...no but seriously baby, straight is the new queer. It's like oh I'm sooo queer I like girls. I read all about it in this magazine article in my pocket...oh whoops fell down the sewer grate, too bad, you'll have to take my word for it.
cute boy: umm...that was a Kit Kat wrapper
What? No silly, it was KitKat magazine, it's a really popular teeny red magazine...from New York. You wouldn't know it cause you're French.
Can we make out now?