I've been pre-screening my selections lately because some of my pretties have been getting inter-hate. My friend told me I shouldn't put Fabio on because his hat looks like cornrows. A valid point, but insufficient given that:
a)He's a Parisian who looks like a Colombian
b)His name's Fabio! Imagine you had a boyfriend named Fabio! You would be the winner!
c)When I asked him to write his name in my book he wrote his number too = three bonus hotness points for hitting on me = a perfect ten!!!