My mom told me I have to stop falling for "rogue ne'erdowells" (true quote! haha! moms!)
What she doesn't understand is that I equally love smart boys who speak one million languages and wear sensible shoes and button up shirts and eat apples for lunch and don't have panic attacks and\or get drunk and cry every time someone mentions getting a job. These boys, however, listen to their moms and don't date roguette ne'erdowells like myself.
Whatever, already over it. This boy would never let me tattoo a butt on his butt.