I feel a little bit bad about this teen.
I took advantage of the fact that he was handing out hors d'oeuvres to take his picture and I could tell he wasn't happy about it. I've handed out hors d'oeuvres before and it's really shitty. Except when you leave some on the tray and eat them in the back room so fast so you can't chew or taste them. Another fun trick is charging the open bar for extra bottles of champagne and then crouching down to drink them behind the bar.
Also, one time this girl I worked with spit in a woman's cappucino! Isn't that outrageous?
Waitasecond...there was a particularly pungeant cream sauce on the chicken we were served that evening. And he's a teen...did you know it's easier for them to create pungeant cream sauce than it is to pee at that age?
Oh well...it's nothing I haven't tasted before...zing!