What do you get when you mix a homo with an Italian? The most homo and bestest thing ever!
I take a French class with Valentino and what is so hilarious besides his being really gay about everything is that the French teacher clearly has never met a gay person in her life ever and has the most malfunctioning gaydar I have ever seen. Thus the course usually degenerates into a series of things going over her head while everyone else giggles.
Teacher: so do you party a lot in Italy?
V: Honey puhleeze. We party all night! We're right by the beach so you go to the club first then the beach after with whoever you meet if you know what I mean!!! HAHA Whoo!
Teacher: So you would meet a girl then take a girl to the beach after?
V: A girl?!? No I would NEVER take a girl to the beach. HAHAHA!
Teacher: Oh so you don't like taking your girls to the beach. You like to maybe take them out for dinner or another date activity?
V: (Looks around the room making a WTF face) you could say that HAHA!
Teacher: Oh ok. Good. That's very gentlemanly of you. You must be a real hit with the ladies!
V: And the gentlemen!!
T: Oh you have lots of friends too! A real top popular guy! Well hoorah! Hoorah for you!