Well, I think you are playing up to my well documented affection for homosexuals named Kyle. No matter, the name tag is a nice touch (in case we were tempted to apply the connotations of other popular hunk names like Brandon or Corey to you).
If you are not a gay I still applaud you for straightening your hair and shopping at popular clothing retailer H&M. The latter is probably why your shirt has worn right through into a fashionable spaghetti.
The other thing I think is that if this picture were longer I would be charged with shmild shmornography (*code...don't want any wily google searches)