Tuesday, November 4, 2008

A Message from Mom

Submitted by Mom in Ottawa : "Dear Daughter, it appears our attempts to Europeanize you as a child by giving you sips of our wine has ended in a drunk and slutty disaster. I am no longer going to read your blog so as to preserve the image I have of that sweet little girl who had no friends and who the boys threw garbage at (not because they had a crush on you like I told you by the way, whooooooeee you were one uuuuugli kid. Love mom."

I paraphrase a litte, but only for you youth who don't understand olde english anymore.