Submitted by Alison: "Russian is feared by none and loved by all. First he cuts off ze head,then he rips out ze bones. How I love little Rooskies, don't you? Booboo boo!"
What is this "booboo boo"? I do not know.
I don't know what Northern U.S.A. state this Russian is wildly brandishing knives in but I'm assuming it's Alaska. Because the two are right next to eachother, zing! ( I know that joke is so three weeks ago but...remember Sarah Palin? HAHAHA! Watanidiot)