Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Anyway, here is my favorite cute boy! He loves kittens, a small dab of glitter, aloe-vera juice, and singing in our band. He dislikes having a girlfriend (BOOOO!).
CBMMN: haha what a funny email! But there is no attached picture!
Georgia: OH NO I DID A FAIL!In all my haste I forgot the cute boy pic! Oh i forgot perhaps the cutest picture! What is it about boys playing guitar that makes girls prematurely ovulate?
CBMMN: Premature ovulation is always throwing a wrench into my plans! But I tend to ovulate more for keyboard\maracas\cowbell players myself. So all those little accidents and I are going to start a band. We will be called The Von Trapp Family Singers and we will tour the world. Climbing every mountain and solving problems like Maria.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Oh man! High school dream boy! Actually...still dream boy? No...punk rock has to evolve to some other type of music and zine has to evolve to top blog. Then we will be together!
Why were all the boys at my high school Quebec trash who did coke in the bathroom and had earrings and put my 'zine in the toilet then also peed in the same toilet?
Well actually, that was hot at the time too (sooo bad and hating me!).
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Thanks Gen! I'm glad that while three buildings burnt to the ground down your street you thought to take a picture of these sexy young ice-encrusted French-Canadian yeti heroes. That's dedication!!!!!
For more fireman\fire picture go here because Gen takes real pictures not finger in front of flash ones.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Srsly! Who needs family dinner and presents and hugs and drinking with your parents because you can do that now and a warm bed...when you can have a free trip to CHICAGO AIRPORT! Where you can dine on a mini kit kat you saved from the flight and watch yourself stranded and FAMOUS on CNN and curl up under a warm plastic bench with your suitcases tied to your neck with a scarf.
Anways, since none of the pimply Pilipino fast food employees sexually harassing me in tagalog were suitable I am putting a picture of my friend Adam that I took in Chicago when I was there before.
Adam is a number one man!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 22, 2008
In Internetland one can white-out the Indian tapestries on the wall and labrette piercings can be made barely visible and you can have a dreamboat. Unlike in real life where these details cannot be erased and are complete dealbreakers. Or not even breakers because you will never make the deal to begin with.
My mother doesn't understand how important things like this are. Which is probably why she called me from Canada to leave a message saying "oh hello. I just thought I'd tell you about the T.V. special I saw last night. It was about women who kept rejecting men for petty reasons when they were young and cute. Then all of a sudden they realized they were 50 and alone. And that they would just be alone until they died. It was sad really. Anyways, call me back!"
p.s. adorably drunk = not barfing?
Saturday, December 20, 2008
When I MSN asked him for his picture he asked me what it was for. And after looking at it he told me that it was a bunch of Spanish words that google translated to: naughty, hussy and vermin (?wtf?)
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Experts agreed that I am "so better" and proceeded to raise an imaginary roof placed a few inches above their heads.
When interviewed, I said, "puh, whatevah" but contradicted myself by transforming my face into a frowning emoticon, which then quickly morphed into a winky frown, a never before seen combination. Showing my ability to turn tragedy into innovation.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Well put Ashley. Anyways, did you know that Ottawa is the capital of Canada?!?!?! Well you should!!!!! I can name all the presidents in your nation's history! Yes even you Finland! Do you even know who the president of Canada is?!?!?!?
Trick! We have a Prime Minister! Actually it seems we have a queen now. If you don't know what I'm referring to it's because no one cares about poor old spinster Canada. No one wants to make her breakfast in the morning or still think she's beautiful even if she stops waxing because she has the relationship lazies.
This boy's name isn't really Suleiman. He just looks like my ex-roomate Suleiman who hated me more than life...probably because I was toooooooooooo awesome and because I yell when I talk.
Brown boys are underrated. They can be really babe. Like have you ever seen top Bollywood movie "Lagaan"? OMG the star is so hunk. I think their only downfall is wearing really ugly sweatshirts with swirly patterns on them and having really bad haircuts with swirly patterns in them.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
And maybe I should stop internet talking shit about boys in Toronto because I've already told everyone I know there that I want to sleep with them and\or think they have ugly clothes and it's going to be really shit when I go back. (It's kind of like when your friends break up with their shit boyfriends and you blow up the dam and say "Fucking finally. Man he was way too lame for you also he had B.O. and everyone talked about it" and then they get back together and you are foiled.)
And maybe I'm not very modern with my fashion because the first time I saw skinny jeans I thought "puh! that will never last!" so maybe there are new trends about which I am not hip to their ironic revival.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Kevin is the latter. Though he looks like he could silently judge you standing there in the corner with his poofy French hair and sweater. And then make you feel so bad about yourself that you try to hide it by acting extra whatever the lame way you were acting.
But no. He uses his power for good. Like making all his friends dress up as the nativity scene or making art with French magazines from the 50s or dressing like a gay to be more fashionable even though he risks the verbal abuse of other Parisians (they are sooo Slytherin)
Friday, December 5, 2008
a)smoke a lot ceegarette
b)beeg hair of like singer of dees group of music Joosteece
*Update: I just noticed something. Don't you think Clement looks like that French Ken on the banner?
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Oh man I totally forgot about the Gino Revolution!!!!!!!!! Frankie is really a top gino specimen. What do you think? Are you ready for his gel-y (PUN!) or is he too ginoliscious for you??!!??
I bet one million dollars that he is drinking a mojito and that he enjoys automobile-themed magazines. And by dollars I mean jellybeans. And by jellybeans I mean units of nothingness because I cannot afford one million jellybeans plus who even wants jellybeans. This paragraph contains the word jellybeans too many times.
PS Are Ginos allowed to be "darling"? I thought that they preferred to be called "chill" or "nice" (not as in "kind" but as in "cool")
Monday, December 1, 2008
1- Yes I do remember that time I drunkenly wandered into your birthday party uninvited. Earlier I had also snuck into to some company's staff party and drank lots of their alcohols and gotten away scott free! haHA! Sneakily drinking alone while surrounded by strangers is the new not drinking alone!!!!
2-Ah reading a book a day. That goes perfectly with the rest of Brad's all-Canadian look. What with his trees and his tent and his self-satisfied socialist picnic table queen of england polar bear currency grin. Though he should probably be eating a granny smith apple or butternut squash instead of a banana. And be wearing a beer hat with one straw descending from a can of molson Canadian and the other from a can of maple syrup. And there should be french subtitles and a George Stromboalapoaloos being totally rad in the background applying gel to the hair of everyone around him and adding chains to their pants and talking about hard hitting issues in a hip and\or cool way that appeals to parents and kids alike.
3-Didn't Brad used to be a Cheese Hunk????