Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Extra Extra!

Objective Facebook research has confirmed that my ex-CB Jorge has a new girlfriend who is a skinnier and more cross-eyed version of me, also with worse style (like spaghetti strap spandex tank tops...puhthetic)

Experts agreed that I am "so better" and proceeded to raise an imaginary roof placed a few inches above their heads.

When interviewed, I said, "puh, whatevah" but contradicted myself by transforming my face into a frowning emoticon, which then quickly morphed into a winky frown, a never before seen combination. Showing my ability to turn tragedy into innovation.



Geneviève said...

Jorge is bery bery guapo.

Lisa said...

who is this guy?
You're hot.
Thank you for coming last night! I hope to see you soon in a quieter place.

cuteboysmakemenervous said...

jorge is my exbf who is not actually called jorge.

you are also hot! and very modern!

Noemi Rochelle D said...

i found out that my ex also has a gf and she is older and much uglier than myself lol :)