Friday, January 30, 2009
Except for when it's protest time. I remember one time I was at the G8 and I actually started to consider B.O. and stinky feet as hot qualities in men. Similarily, in normal times I would think someone wearing an anti-corporate sticker on his dreads was annoying and\or was going to juggle at me. But at protests they transform into babe kings.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
-Oh you know, just relaxing, leaning on the ol' walkin' stick
-What walking stick?
-It broke after I beat someone with it in a really strong way using the power of my muscles such as the ones in my forearms which you may have noticed.
-Oh. Neat. Hey, you're yawning. Are you tired or something?
-No, I'm just bored with the totally normal way in which I am standing.
Monday, January 26, 2009
It was like seeing a butterfly being born, a really cyut butterfly with googally eyes, and realizing there was more to life than a cocoon, a dyed-blond cocoon wearing a cowboy hat.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
My sister pretended to be a sports photographer to get close to the ice to take this picture of Russian Johnathan Brandis (R.I.P.) for everyone to enjoy. But unlike a real sports photographer she did not manage to make it a clear photo. Puh-thetic.
Monday, January 19, 2009
One of these two should go gay for the other!!!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
HAHA! The only thing that would have made this story better is if the one who looks like a total guido was the one called Guido.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Ummm...I keep having really awesome contests with even awesomer prizes and people don't enter them. Sure, many of you you feel competition will be too steep or else you arrive here accidentally while searching for teen porn. And so the amazing "gypsy makret garbage for sale prizepack" and the two tickets to the montreal planetarium are still waiting in their gilded cases!!!!!!!!
The prize of this new contest is that you get to be an officer of the CBMMN facebook group!!! You will have no power, like being able to send flyers for your electro party or performance art piece to everyone. Sorry. But you will have glory!!!!!! Oh the glory!!!!!
To enter you must think of a good officer name for yourself. Example "boys magnet if boys were also magnetic" or "organizer of boy-b-ques". But make them better than those. Best name(s) win!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Woah! Hunk from Dawson's Creek much! Which character would he be on D.C.? I would say a roguish cristian interloper out to ruin the gang's reputation. With his sneaky underhanded cristianity and cool, leaning-back-in-chair attitude.
But more importantly: how hot is that betch in the background? Wild two-toned hair, daring plunging back-slit, bootcut (flared?) jeans. Missouri here I come! I've found my beeland!!!!!!!!!!!*
*since no one will know what I'm talking about. I am referring to the blind melon video where the girl in the bee suit finds the bee-land at the end where everyone is dancing in bee costumes.
Woah 90s cultural reference overload!!!! Of awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 12, 2009
I asked him if he was a fake Russian and he started talking in some gibberish language which had enough weird drowning Ls to be Russian. So that made him more authentic and a bit less of a lame Ottawa dude. I can only assume he was telling me about the inevitable fall of capitalism and the return to power of his glorious motherland. Because Russians talk about those things ALL THE TIME (I bet).
Saturday, January 10, 2009
No? Liking sports is gay?
Ok, I see where you are coming from Voice Inside Head That Makes Me Drink, but look at his at his shirt, it's in Cyrillic! That's weeeeird...he's practically wearing an animal mask and being ambiguously gay and playing a funny instrument that he bought on the internet.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Happy Three Kings day. For a France tradition: bake a cake and put a pea in it or else a little plastic toy that will lodge perfectly in an oesophagus. Who ever gets the slice with the pea\toy is the winner of the cake game and is the king for the day!!!!!!!
Also you are guaranteed to WIN if you eat the whole cake yourself! Sure you will be fat but you will be a fat king!!!
p.s. you are a big FAIL if you choke to death.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Did you know Jamie unwittingly gave me the name for hit blog CBMMN? He takes pictures of cute girls and boys but mostly girls. I asked him why he didn't take more pictures of boys and he said : "I don't know maybe cute boys make me nervous".
Maybe he won't like that I told this story because it makes him sound a little "fruity" if you know what I mean (I mean gay) but he is an art person and the more ambiguously gay you are the more credible you are as an artist. So he will be happy I bet. Positively gay even!
Friday, January 2, 2009
Here he is performing his juggling two oranges trick (other orange not shown). Not impressive...everyone can juggle two balls...especially me! Zing! (Get it? balls=male testicles...juggling= I don't know...something digusting and sinful).
Also, I told this boy about the magic that is Etsy.com and now he is addicted to making Etsy shoppes and then posting like one item on each of them. But the items are pretty cyut. See his many shops here, here and here. Good value!!!!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
What did you do on New Year's? Me I watched top movies while flying through time zones and missing it completely! Though the surly gay flight attendant announced it over the intercom. An announcement that was met with a real FAIL of an attempt at clapping. No cheering allowed of course because then you are a terrorist.
But the movies were better than any of your big, naked in the bathroom picture parties. Movies like "Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants...2!"
The girls spend the summer apart and their friendship weakens. They start to think that maybe the pants have lost their magic power. Until the pants get lost...bringing the girls together at last! Maybe the pants had one miracle left after all: teaching the girls the meaning of true friendship.