French people doing what they do best: offending everyone and having a gay old time doing it!!!!!!! Wheee!!!!!
Happy Three Kings day. For a France tradition: bake a cake and put a pea in it or else a little plastic toy that will lodge perfectly in an oesophagus. Who ever gets the slice with the pea\toy is the winner of the cake game and is the king for the day!!!!!!!
Also you are guaranteed to WIN if you eat the whole cake yourself! Sure you will be fat but you will be a fat king!!!
p.s. you are a big FAIL if you choke to death.