I understand that you're young and that I said you were hot on the internet and that this may have led to many confusing questions for you. Questions about sexuality and the modern woman. But hey! I have an idea! How about you STOP GIVING MY NUMBER OUT TO YOUR COUSINS AND TELLING THEM I'LL DATE\SLEEP WITH THEM?!?!?!?
I am not too old to remember that in teen land you're allowed to telephone strangers and talk to them on the phone for four months without meeting them and that this means you're "going out" which then means that when you finally meet them you get to touch a boob. But though I have the youthful gleam of a young model and I hit on teenagers, I am in fact not a teen anymore so, seriously, stop it.