Saturday, May 30, 2009
You know what's the best and then later the worst? When you're hanging out with a group of male friends and realize how attractive they all are and it makes you think "Oh man all this hotness must be a reflection of my own hotness...I'm sooo hot"...but then you remember that
a)They are not your boyfriends
b)People like boyfriending pretty girls and friending ugly funny ones*
*at least you're funny!!!! Beauty fades...FAAAAADES.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
You know what is good about beardos? Beards hide weak chins and other facial problems. They also allow you to imagine that any hotness you want lurks behind them. Kind of how someone's only speaking italian allows you to imagine any hot personality you want. Unless they're wearing Billabong shirts? Yes even. I am being lenient with my criticism because:
a) europe =weird in the clothes\misunderstanding of the connotations of American brands
b) this was taken last year...and though billabong shirts weren't cool last year either...there was a time in the past where I wore an all camouflage outfit (with camouflage accessories!) so one must be forgiving of past mistakes.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
He actually isn't at Harvard, that was just some weird lie. But he is a rocket scientist. And not the way that I am a rocket scientist as well according to facebook, but for reals.
Should have listened to mom and married/bought quality steak knives from him?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Anyways...do you think its awkward going up to people on the street and then quickly running away? What about going up to them in an enclosed car and then...sort of walking away...then getting shoved back into them when you're trying to exit in a sea of people...then walking in the same direction at an inescapably equal pace that you cannot escape, either by walking faster or slower.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Those of you who have read my monthly twitters will know that there was a secret project in which Pedro, Fritz, Jean-Christophe and Ira (the banner models) were involved. Well this is that.
I think they got a little bit too big for their britches after getting the banner contract (and yes there was a casting couch...the real world called, it wants its...you not being aware of it back). Anyways, they have gotten themselves embroiled in some sort of Milli Vanilli type scandal in which they have replaced a real, less attractive, band for public appearances. Do not care tho, it's their future public humiliation not mine. Disloyal tramps.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
You know when you're walking through chinatown\polishtown and you hear pop music and think "Haha other countries have famous people that are different than our famous people. Funny!" Yes. Funny. But in the end, friends, their pop stars are not so different from ours:
-Nelson: The nice\young\mormon\buddhist one,
-Bin: The bad-ass\military\torturey one
-Nick: The joker\'funny' ;) one
-Andris: The hunk\solo career one.
Pop star names too am I right?
Monday, May 11, 2009
He is cyut! He would be even cyutter if we could see the alternative looking girl kissing him so as to contextualize his nerdiness (aka a zany nerd not an anal retentive, no wet sponges in the sink allowed or else silent treatment for weeks nerd)...but unfortunately she looks exactly like my high school arch-nemesis so she has turned into a DINOSAUR.
PLEASE LEAVE DINOSAUR-RELATED PUNS IN THE COMMENTS.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Submitted by Tatiana: "The guys from (this band) are the cutest of the cute. I met them when they played two shows here in L.A. They are super nice."
I like these pictures because all three band members have freakishly symmetrical faces.
I dont like them because I should know what a band is all about by looking at their pictures, so that I can talk about them without having to listen to their music. Are they zany? Does their band use keyboards? Then why do these pictures look so country club? Is it because they are boring rich dudes who make rock? Then why do they have balloons instead of ivory backscratchers? Bored now.
Also I feel like the middle one especially has been given a makeover against his will.
These are like those WTF "Metronomy by Karl Lagerfield" ads. Has anyone seen those?? That's exactly what is happening here...which can be summed up as a lack of keeping it real.
Or: when keeping it real goes wrong.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
-4 copycat blogs that are more famous than me
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Oh man, love the the gays. I think from now on I am only going to feature gays. I'm so sick of the straights. The more I sift through boy pictures the more I feel like an amorphous asexual blob of half internet/ half human. Don't get me wrong friends, your boyfriends are really cyut. But I'm starting to feel like a gynocologist feels about his wifes vagina except with men (as a whole, not only their vaginas).
Anyways, since I am asexual now and I am going purely on aesthetics...the gays will probably win most of my love from now on, or else until my next door neighbours stop having loud sex and grossing me out about heterosexuality.