Submitted by Sarah: After getting extremely drunk I found myself downtown at a bar sans wallet. We tried to convince the bouncer to let me in but I look too young. In my drunken stupour I climbed the fence and landed in thepatio of the bar. As I stumbled over the fence, the voices of two angels told me I was their hero for my climbing ways. I asked for their picture trying to drunkenly explain my quest to send it into my FAV. blog. All that managed to come out was that they made me nervous... I later got kicked out of the bar and never even got their names.. Sigh.
I am on a constant quest to expand my google search ranking power. So far I dominate "cute boys" "cute boys canada" "cute boys europe" and "cute boys UK" narrowly beating out the "cute boys australian nude male art" website for the top spot (smell that? it's called sucess).
So I am going to write the word Nanaimo a bunch of times at the end of this post because having the same word written over and over used to be how you won at internet searches before Google and maybe it still secretly works.
Then if these anonymous boys are feeling bored one day they might try to google search "cute boys nanaimo" and find themselves. Then all three of you will FALL IN LOVE and have an unconventional three-person relationship and make Nanaimo bars and say grace before eating them where you praise the lord for the internet and the glorious motherland.
You could also go to the same bar again with a disguise and they will probably be there because people like going where everyone knows their name. This is a known fact, a fact that has even been turned into a hit song.
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*Update: "cute boys nanaimo" google dominance now official