Oh no! Not 25!!!! I bet his prostate was ginormous! Did he even have any teeth left? Did he have Alzheimer's? Did he wear adult diapers while he dj'd golden oldies? Did he mistake you for a hat?
Gimme a breaaaaaaaaak teens! I need a breaaaaaak! A breaaaak! When I was a teen I was dating pervy 30 year olds on welfare. Ha I'll show you old! Take that! I mean...boh :( gross memories last forever.