What's this whole "surfer" thing. I don't get it cause I'm from middle-Amercanada where the only thing we "surf" is the "internet" for "porn".
I only hung out with real life surfers once, in Avon, North Carolina and they gave us a ginormous pile of coke and I did so much that I had it all over my face like I had just eaten a powdered donut. Then my heart started beating so fast that I passed out in the sand and thought "I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die" over and over for hours while my friend was off making out on the pier. Lolz. Teenagers amirite? So sillay!