Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Zach, L.A.

Submitted by Bridget: "This is my friend Zach. He lives in LA. He is the cutest boy ever. Although we are super good friends and he has a gorgeous and awesome girlfriend, we did make out once at a party when we were in college. He doesn't make me nervous, but he used to!!!!"

As someone who has never been to L.A. this seems like the quintessential L.A. person to me. It's not his long curly blond hair, or his surfer tan or the fact that he makes American Apparel look like "club wear" instead of house party or barfing in the bushes wear. It's more this L.A. androgynous thing he has going...which is not like NY androgynous where people look like sexless rectangular robot aliens...L.A. androgynous is like a drawing by a little kid learning to draw who doesn't realize that you only put those six lines for eyelashes on the girl drawings and that the boys get two circles and three line bicycles instead. But I guess that "poorly drawn" quality is an L.A. trademark (see: boobs, noses, brow lines)

p.s. "gorgeous and awesome girlfriend" booooring. Although I like it in the context of having made out with him...it really is like The Hills over there!!!!!!! Jealous.

6 comments:

E said...

your blog is the absolute funniest! and your cuteboy tastes are excellent. I discovered it only last week and read through the entire archive in three days. makes me really want to snap some cuties of my own - here in Finland there are actually quite many, and Scandinavia seems yet to be represented on here. might pucker up the courage one day - you're an inspiration to us all!

Anonymous said...

eew.

cuteboysmakemenervous said...

you eww.

Renée said...

hahaha, I'm from LA and you're pretty spot on about everything! The AA shirt was the first thing I noticed too! I love your blog. Keep doin' the lords work.

Air Purifiers said...

He does have that androgynous look- his hair is prettier than mine! And he could be a douche, but he has a nice smile...of course he has a beautiful and awesome girlfriend. Of course!

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