Tuesday, March 31, 2009
So we just kind of sat there like teamsters for a few minutes in silence until I felt enough time had elapsed for both of us to save face and pretend that he had had a reason to sit on that particular bench.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Unfortunately the person who asked me "Berber, Canada, married, mountains?"* was not this guy but our semi-retarded teen guide with acne who we hired out of pity and who's "guiding" was essentially touching our boobs and asses "accidentally" all afternoon.
* not racist because that is a direct quote
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
There are no Arab kens except for this one. So to symbolically represent what is in store for you in the next few weeks here is a black ken and a white hippie ken in an arabic inspired shirt hugging. Both because brown + white = lighter brown and because in Morroco being gay is illegal, so men are paradoxically allowed to gay it up in public without rousing suspicions.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
I used to work in a restaurant with a sassy homosexual. One day he invented code words so we could openly question the patrons' sexualities without them realizing. The lesbians were called "Smart and Means" and gays "Sparkly Sailors".
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Funny! He looks like a joker. It looks like he just made a quip about Shakespeare on an academic game show for high achievers. And everyone in the background is slapping their knees and saying "hoho, rich".
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Yay! I love boys who are the world.
Friday, March 20, 2009
I will admit that I and everyone else in Ontario is a little bit racist against people from the West. But I'm sure Quentin will be able to make it in the big city despite this. Make it big! However, although everyone gets a secret thrill from American Apparel (except me) it's probably best for him not to admit it. Oops too late!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Green card? Puh. Who cares about green cards anymore? All I keep hearing about is the Maple Leaf card. OMG coolest working permit ever!!!!!!! Everyone wants it the most!!!!!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Ok...But it was only because the internet had run out of things to amuse me (I read the whole internet!) so I had to go back in time to my teens. AND IT WAS SO SWEET. I mean puh. It was so puh.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
You ARE right! Smoking cigarettes is such a modern classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Please it safe with internet stalking kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can sew my arm back on! You can't!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Guy on left: funnee friend you can never quite sleep with even if you purposely get drunk around him with the express purpose of doing so
Guy on right: Hot guy you end up sleeping with instead only to wake up and realize his room is decorated in a really cheezee way
Thursday, March 5, 2009
But, not to be libelous or anything (saying that makes me immune to libel charges, like how saying "no offense" makes people not take offense) this guy looks a little bit like a rapist and a lot like he is listening to Linkin Park through those giant headphones.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
It's pretty cyut, but I'm not going to try to explain it in real art words or else there will be a repeat of the time I went on a date with a DJ and was like "I like how um, the music you play is weirdy. You know like, weirdy funny, but also like whooo beepbeep sillee."