Submitted by Samuel: " This is Steve. He is in my organic chemistry class. I was too scared to introduce myself to him. But now we've had lunch together and we're going to a movie next weekend. He calms my nerves because he is so chill and fun. :)"
Ok first of all I knoooow I haven't posted in two months. You think it doesn't kill me. Jesus! (and I am pronouncing that J like H, like how it's pronounced in famous sport in Jai Alai).
Part of the reason is that you keep sending me pictures of people who are like 12 year old Jonas Brothers half naked...DUDES...I can't post those pictures. Like legally I probably can but...fack. Hesus. I'm 25teen!!!!
But when I got this picture of Sassmaster Flash just after yelling at my prof "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" I was inspired to live another day...pursing my lips and wearing sunglasses in class.
So the moral of this story is...if you send me more pictures of sassy gays I will post more jokes and also...learn to stand up to authority without crying by creating a roster of sassy gay man faces with angel wings that fly around my head constantly and tell me to keep it flashy.