Tuesday, April 27, 2010

So Awesome Video!!!

But What Makes You Like Like on Vimeo.

I am getting multimedia up in this betch! But don`t worry MS Paint I will NEVER forget you.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Freddy D: International Sensation!!!



Hey remember my male model muse/token mixed race hipster model Fred D.?

Well now he is an international sensation and he is gonna be showin' up on billboards in ya areaaa!

I am going to big him up now using a quote from my new favorite blog :

"Now we in the penthouse. They in the lobby. Gucci frames on. I don't see nobody."

That's so Fred right now. I bet. Not able to see anybody because of his dark sunglasses inside. Don't forget to throw some room service down into the lobby plz. tx.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

email FAIL

"hie em manish..
em 1st yr stdent..
em 19 yr old..
ma height iz 5'9"
weight 60
chest 36

cntct no. -------------

hope u like ma pics..
thnkyew..:)"



hello em womanish. em 25teen. Em don no what is measurements are (yes i do). Em scared that u pics r virus. R U ESL? Hope so ;) thanks yew!!!!!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Ivo, Netherlands

Submitted by Veeviian "This here, is the lovely Ivo. He's from the Netherlands and can be found looking adorable while pulling off those sunnies, playing his guitar and writing songs. i believe he well deserves his title in being a cutie, agreed?"

You know what? I don't even know anymore...how old is this person? twelveteen? I think I like olds now. Nice name and being from a country I don't know much about though. Exoticism is always a treat!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Will, Utah (one can only assume)

" This is Will. I knew him when he lived in my hometown for a little bit. Good looks and he is a wholesome Mormon boy as well"

I have quite a few comments about this one. First of all, boys think that they can trick people with flattering camera posing because they don't know the hours, nay, the years that women and gays spend in front of the mirror practicing that shit not just for photo use but for all the time. Maybe I'm cray cray but does anyone else out there constantly hold their face in a concious pose? In public mine is usually of adorable confusion and surprise. Anyways, dude is sucking in his cheeks and pursing his lips.

Second, I have finally switched to actual photoshop instead of ye olde photoshoppe aka MS Paint. And although it's still obvious, it's less obvious, and I have to tell you that I gave this guy a much needed haircut of a lifetime. It definitely had "wholesome mormon boy" written all over it before.

Lastly, let's get serious folks. I really don't want to be mean. I want to be all about love and appreciation for the less attractive sex and give props to all you teens and twentyteens. But am I really sending the message that "A Wholesome Mormon Boy" would be something I wouldn't reflexively hate on? Mormons spend a third of their salary on the church! That is the mink coat and grillz money!!!! If God didn't want minks and grillz he wouldn't have invented them and given them such a glamourous sheen!!!

Also, I don't remember where I heard this, but I heard that Utah is completely surrounded by a deep gulch that is full of snakes. I know that sounds like a lie from the liberal media but I trust in that very same liberal media!!!!! Can someone back me up on this?

Mormon side hugs for all!!!!